One of them still likesWestworld.
Both of them are ready for someone to fire up the damn Door.
DARREN:I should be buying everythingWestworldis selling, Kristen.
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I was all the way in with season 1; Im almost all the way out now.
Im worried poor Teddy (James Marsden) shot himself out of boredom.
And Jeffrey Wright, one of our great actors, has been reduced to desperately finger-swiping his futurePad.
Or, I guess its an encryption key.
But basically its a magic brain.
I hold out hope that the finale will contain some show-altering revelations.
That seems unhealthy, Kristen, so Im coming to you seeking clarity.
How have you felt about this season?
Are there good points Im overlooking?
Questions flit in and out of my mind Hmmmm… whats this door everyone keeps talking about?
but I dontneedthem to be answered right away.
Maeve thought breaking free from her Delos captors would allow her to change the end of her story.
Maybe the only man whowillget what he wants is the Man in Black.
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DARREN:Dont sell yourself short, Kristen, or me long!
Nobody knows what was happening on any version ofTwin Peaks.
And your comparison ofWestworldto a soap opera is right on.
Now that you mention it, I think that vibe was what Ilikedabout season 1.
My brain was teased by all the science-fictional philosi-junk.
But the real sizzle came from the characters, their chemistry, their eternal-feeling struggles.
That was the general vibe in every entanglement: saps and sinners.
And doesGeneral Hospitalhave, like, a shady British chief of surgery who might be a murderer?
The heats gone cold.
Dolores loves her father; Maeve loves her daughter; Teddy is sad because he cant love Dolores anymore.
And then some fan-favorite types have been brought back with literally nothing to do.
Give this man a plot point!
On a deeper level, the ideas feel empty.
We had James Delos (Peter Mullan) seeking immortality, just like Peter Thiel.
So, what do I want from this season finale, Kristen?
I consider it a weird success when a show makes me love the guest stars more than the leads.
So this world is still interesting, it just feels like were focusing on the least interesting characters.
Lets move past Ford and the Man in Black.
What does Dolores want for her future?
Your description of a theoretical third season sounds rather final to me, Kristen.
Do you feel like this show is approaching an endgame?
What, specifically, do you want from the finale?
(Man, I miss 1980s soap operas.)
Is that too much to ask?
So for the finale, let the Man In Black finally succumb to those bullet wounds.
And that lagoon full of dead hosts, the disaster Bernard says he caused?
Let this season end with the Door open, much like the hatch inLosts Exodus, Part 2.
Darrens grade: C
Kristens grade: B+
