Larry David’s trusted assistant has exclusively shared an excerpt of ‘The Book of Leon’ with EW.
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I dont want to do that you know what I mean?
Excerpt From The Book of Leon, by Leon Black
He Aint Wrong …
So, since youre here, lets begin.
Who are those people?
Now, people have different ideas on where and how to start a story.
You know what Im talking about?
Its what they do in every movie about a singer.
And then, like a flash, we see him old again.
James … James … James!
I loved that movie!
Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta!
Who the f doesnt likePulp Fiction?
Besides Imnottrying to tell you my lifes story.
I dont need you judging my life.
What the f do I look like?!
What I share is for you to learn from, not to mock!
The Front of This Damn Book
Did you see the cover of this damn book?
Woo, some deep sh, huh?
Well, obviously, thats me!
If I was to give the version of Leon on the cover a name it would be Ruckus-Damus.
Any of you bastards with sinus problems or allergies know what Im talking about.
Now if you are educated and know your sh, youve heard of Nostradamus.
And Im not some bullsh long-term psychic.
That paragraph just earned me $54 … Cha-Ching!
Im just not a big reader.
I dont have time to indulge in flipping pages.
You cant do any of that sh when youre just reading a book old school.
Im too busy living life, making things happen, traveling, pleasing women.
Have people talk aboutyourlife every week, analyze it, tell you how it changed their lives.
Bring the muthafin ruckus!
On a sidenote, my favorite books are the ones with the wizards.
I love me some fing wizards.
The way they cast spells on peoples asses and sh with them wands and their funny hats.
How bad ass is that?
Im here to tell you dont do it.
But you cant say that sh out loud because hell put another spell on you.
Actually, you cant even talk because youre a fing dog.
