Were all on the same page with that?
), making him the second newly dumped hunk on the market after White Josh.
The pairing between Whi-Jo and Nathaniel is at once unexpected and inevitable, delightful as pizza and champagne.
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fries: they work out together.
They sweat on Nathaniels terrifying, matte-black spike-y equipment while they helpfully bully each other into working hard.
Rebecca isnt the throw herself into exercise pop in.
before being joined by Josh (Peace!)
and Nathaniel (Peace and love!
But not love!).
But altruism isnt really Rebeccas thing.
One Susan Faludi reference later (she wroteBacklash.
Valencia is a real professional, happy to do the partyand the divorce party if things dont work out.
But Rebecca got left at the altar.
She knows the signs and she cant play along when she knows that heartbreak is on the horizon.
The logical answer here is to stop volunteering for Valencia, but this is Rebecca Bunch.
Rebeccas answer is to meddle.
And since Rebecca always has to do the most, she outs Ally in a speech during the party.
But of course, Marty already knew: it was insanely obvious.
And so while Rebecca thought she was freeing Marty, she was just publicly humiliating him.
Its none of your business, he says, as he storms off.
Relationships are hard and weird and personal, and not everyones life needs to be a metaphor for Rebeccas.
Ill be shouting Give us back our shirts you monsters!
at strangers with no context, apropos of nothing, for weeks to come.
Also: Do we think Whi-Jo is crushing on Nathaniel?
He did seem pretty bummed that he was going home with a girl.
(Side note: Mrs. Hernandez is quickly becoming my favorite character on this television show.)
When selling his hairdryer doesnt work, Darryl turns to his offices underground 2 a.m. poker game.
And in the end, its Mrs. Hernandez and her lucky peach that takes the pot.
Turns out this show might become its own weird, incestuousModern Family!
