Porn and pies are all part of the plan
Wheres Rebecca Bunch?
So where is Rebecca Bunch?
In a hotel bed, surrounded my junk food wrappers and other tokens of misery.
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Its the least sexy French depression possible.
Fortunately, the girl squad of Heather, Valencia, and Paula is there to talk sense (i.e.
a more vicious plan) into Rebecca.
First up, the shows (almost) most stable couple: Darryl and White Josh.
White Josh, understandably, balks slightly.
Hes more interested in getting his ant-based protein bars off the ground.
If this ship falls apart, I will riot.
They are perfect and happy and slightly dumb and magical.
Thank goodness psychology student Heather is on hand to venture to explain what that means.
But this is new, dark-haired Rebecca, not Oh My God I Think I Like You Rebecca.
This Rebecca can seduce and engage in repartee and never be at risk of catching feelings.
The songs appearance could not have been timed better to the news cycle if it had been planned.
Valencia asks, wide-eyed).
Shes still going to send him that poop though.
Her hair might have changed, but this is still everyones favorite crazy ex-girlfriend.
