The news web connection runs a special report about the 10 Hottest Atrocities.
An executive demands some marketable new addictions.
Human Resources has a binder full of Acceptable Female Tones for the Workplace.

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Created by Pat Bishop, Matt Ingebretson, and Jake Weisman, this little-seen wonder was2018s funniest new comedy.
Ingebretson and Weisman play junior execs Matt (optimist) and Jake (cat-loving nihilist), respectively.
They work at nefarious super-company Hampton DeVille.
Corporatehas a cheerfully absurd vision of contemporary megacorp office culture.
until those three words somehow become a collective catchphrase.
And Ingebretson and Weisman have such a great comic rhythm.
That means Weisman gets all the sharp, outrageous lines.
Somehow, the Jake-Matt friendship is kind of believable.
OnCorporate, thats a declaration of love.
Theres a standout episode about social media grief, another about being too old to go out on weeknights.
The bleakness runs alongside a whimsical, Monty Python-ish absurdity.
Its a respite from the synthetic cube-world around her and then she starts giving the plants voices.
Orwell wouldve laughed atCorporate.
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