But nothing can prepare the house for what the first breaking news report brings.

The faux-guest reveals themselves to be none other than The Mooch!

But wait, theres more!

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I… dont think thats how it works, but good luck trying.

Ultimately its another house wildcard, Kato, who proves the best study and wins the power of veto.

A grateful and relieved Tom promises to keep Kato safe in return and another final two deal is born.

Im in a final two alliance with Kato Kaelin, Tom tells the diary room.

With that, Ryan is forced to nominate yet another houseguest and that ends up being Joey.

You know this game, she says with a tinge of shade.