The catharsis will be swift!
Kristen Baldwin [5:01 PM]Our first BUT FIRST.
Darren Franich [5:02 PM]Its Mark McGrath!
Credit: CBS
Sometimes I still listen to Sugar Ray songs and cry.
Kristen Baldwin [5:02 PM]This is clearly a no-shame zone, Darren.
A safe space.These celebrities are so lame they narrate their own rise to fame story.
Darren Franich [5:03 PM]Mark McGraths celebrity lookalike is Michael C. Hall, agree/disagree?
Kristen Baldwin [5:03 PM]I do NOT see that.
:slightly_smiling_face:I will do anything for money is an excellent strategy.
Curse you, Genie, for taking me so literally!But also, athletes = good competitors.
Go, Metta World Peace, go!
Kristen Baldwin [5:06 PM]Oh gurl, no he didnt!WELL be the judge of that.
I have to admit, Im thinking a lot about Sugar Ray now.
Okay, fine, hes a superfan.
Kristen Baldwin [5:09 PM]Fair.
Darren Franich [5:11 PM]Shannon Elizabeth AND Sugar Ray!
The dream of the 90s has come to the Big Brother House to die slowly.
Kristen Baldwin [5:11 PM]Darren, what happened to Chris Klein?
Darren Franich [5:11 PM]No comment.
Kristen Baldwin [5:12 PM]Ooh, thats better.
Darren Franich [5:13 PM]Im a sucker for the badass with a heart of gold.
Kristen Baldwin [5:14 PM]Ditto.
So Darren, are we going to mention that Keisha Knight Pulliamdefended Bill Cosbyor should we not go there?
Darren Franich [5:16 PM]Looking forward to hearing how that conversation goes!
Kristen Baldwin [5:16 PM]Why was she fired?
Darren Franich [5:17 PM]Omarosa is ALSO a superfan!I believe her more, somehow.
Kristen Baldwin [5:17 PM]I mean, shes a superfan of being on TV.
Darren Franich [5:17 PM]I dont know if Im ready to forgive Omarosa for literally anything.
I do know that unabashed desperation makes great reality TV.
Kristen Baldwin [5:18 PM]She doesnt want your forgiveness, Darren.
She feeds on your contempt.Side note: I cant imagine how much it hurts to get a scalp tattoo.
Chuck Liddell really IS tough.Second side note: Omarosa wore a ballgown to the Big Brother House.
Darren Franich [5:20 PM]And be less depressing!
Okay, now lets see who forms a first-night alliance that will immediately fall apart before the first vote.
Kristen Baldwin [5:20 PM]Omarosa plans to build trust.
to Jordan Knight Junior Junior.
Jordan Knight Junior Junior asks Omarosa what an Apprentice is.
Kristen Baldwin [5:21 PM]More booze!
Darren Franich [5:22 PM]Okay, Kristen, first commercial break.
Lets call it now: Who is your ridiculously early pick to win it all?
Kristen Baldwin [5:23 PM]MJW FTW!Marissa Jaret Winokur.
Darren Franich [5:23 PM]Love it!
Kristen Baldwin [5:24 PM]Oooh, torn loyalties.
Its gonna be a tough summer …
I mean, mid-winter … for you.
Darren Franich [5:24 PM]Which remnant of 1999 will win 2018?
Kristen Baldwin [5:25 PM]Oh no, Mr.
Boy Band, you will NOT teach singing lessons while Sugar Ray stands nearby!
Kristen Baldwin [5:26 PM]Maybe hes Gen Z.
Or whatever theyre calling it now.I dont like pretty boy.
Kristen Baldwin [5:28 PM]Yes.
People who make deals with the devil always win in the end, right?Isnt that whatLuciferis about?
Kristen Baldwin [5:31 PM]True.
Either its a strategy or just careless appropriation of an important social movement for her own personal gain.
Kristen Baldwin [5:33 PM]Yes, youre right.
Thank you for putting things in perspective.First HOH competition!Everyone is in tacky tuxes!
Darren Franich [5:33 PM]I was about to key in Everyone is in fashionable tuxes!
Kristen Baldwin [5:36 PM]Yes!Oh thank GOD, the dangling endurance comp!
What do you think, Kristen?
Kristen Baldwin [5:40 PM]Maybe Otev will put all his clues in Sugar Ray lyrics?
Kristen Baldwin [5:41 PM]WHEN WILL OUR TORMENT END, CBS???
Kristen Baldwin [5:42 PM]What in the name of all thats holy is going on right now?
Darren Franich [5:42 PM]Chuck Liddell doesnt know these people.
Hes the opposite of a superfan.No-per fan?
Darren Franich [5:43 PM]No no no, Im with you.
Brandi is really in it to win it.
Darren Franich [5:44 PM]The power of Needing To Pay For Private Schools!
We underrated her at our peril.
Kristen Baldwin [5:45 PM]Ross and Sugar Ray are down!
Darren Franich [5:45 PM]Chuck is down!
Kristen Baldwin [5:46 PM]Good God, the boy bander is still there!
Darren Franich [5:46 PM]Harry No-Styles is my pick for villain of the season.
Kristen Baldwin [5:46 PM]LOLOL
Darren Franich [5:46 PM]He is wineshaming Brandi!
Darren Franich [5:47 PM]When did kids start wineshaming people?
Darren Franich [5:48 PM]Barren Carter.Slackstreet Boy.The NStinker.Ummmmm …
Kristen Baldwin [5:48 PM]Go!
you’re free to do it!
Darren Franich [5:50 PM]BOOM!
Kristen Baldwin [5:50 PM]When they go low, I go lower.
Darren Franich [5:51 PM]Hopefully whoever wins HoH follows those words of wisdom!
Kristen Baldwin [5:51 PM]Only nine minutes left!
Think well get the HoH results tonight?
My brain is mush, too!Go Shannon Go!
You were underrated inJay and Silent Bob Strike Back!
Kristen Baldwin [5:52 PM]Im ashamed of underestimating her.Omarosas confessional couture game is strong.
Darren Franich [5:53 PM]Yes!
Darren Franich [5:55 PM]Who do we think she guns for first?
World Peace?We have to eliminate World Peace!
would be a prime Omarosa pull quote.
Darren Franich [5:57 PM]Agreed, my admiration for him went from 98 Degrees to Below Zero.
Kristen Baldwin [5:57 PM]ZIIIINGGGGGG!
Darren Franich [5:57 PM]Oh god, I hope Zingbot joins the celebrities this season.
Kristen Baldwin [5:58 PM]You know what they say aboutBig Brother, Darren: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.
Darren Franich [5:58 PM]Or, as we say in my household, BWAAHHHHHHH?
Darren Franich [5:59 PM]We survived, Kristen, unlike most of my brain cells.
