Yes, you read that right!
But that is very much beside the point.
Will Bravo ever air another pep talk to rival Chanels rabbi telling her Remember, you are a princess?
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The list goes on.
Were talkingDukes of Melrose.
Were talkingMiss Advised,L.A.
Shrinks,Game of Crowns.
It had a retro girly-popthemeand a hip youthful soundtrack.
Every episode was named after a Velvet Underground song.
In retrospect, I should have known that it could never last.
It was too pure for this world.
Nothing gold can stay.
Maybe their social lives werent incestuous enough.
Maybe Angela got bored, Claudia got overwhelmed, and Amy got drunk.
The real question is: Do weneedmore of it?
I cant believe Im saying it, but maybe not.
Maybe eight episodes ofGallery Girlswas exactly the right amount.
Any more would have tainted it.
The girls would have watched and learned.
They would have played up their perceived strengths, developed a shtick, cultivated a look for the cameras.
We cant just watch them lob general insults about each others neighborhoods forever, after all.
(Or can we?)
More seasons would have cheapened it.
And if theres one thing art dealers dont like, Ive learned, itscheapening.
But for us, their devoted viewers, its all we have to cling to.
Now thatGallery Girlsis over, it can truly last forever.
So I hope you enjoySouthern Charmtonight!
I hope you love its two spinoffs!
Those Southern charmers can have their success; theres poetry in cancellation for everyone else.
I salute you all.
I hope that real life has proven kinder than reality.
