Katy Perry is messy, y’all.
So, here we are.
Then the Top 2.
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But this is an expedited season thatwillend with only seven contestants moving forward.
This week is Disney week, though, which I believe is a contractural obligation of any ABC show.
The crowd will be tackling Disney hits while Katy Perry dons a Snow White costume.
I wonder how they conned Katy into doing that, then I googled her salary.
Ive been a big Maddie fan.
So much so that Id have to disclose the amount of money Id give if this were a campaign.
Even Bear Necessities feels a little dated.
Maddies saving grace is how annoyed she looked as Snow Katy spoke in an affected Disney voice.
I know that underneath this trendy, hipster songbook lies a very dark woman.
She chooses How Far Ill Go because she wants to let you know how far she thinks shell go.
Cade Foehner, Kiss the Girl
Theyre forcing this man to sing Kiss the Girl this week.
Granted, IloveKiss the Girl.
I get drunk at house parties, take over someones Spotify, and play it on repeat.
But pushing a rocker like Cade into taking it on?
It just feels wrong.
Dont make me sing Kanye, and dont make Cade singLittle Mermaid.
Im going to be honest…I dont know if I fully get Cades appeal.
But America seems to really love him, and America gets what American wants.
Oh, and it seems like Gabby and Cade have a thing going on.
Again, dont ask me about this.
But when Idina advises you, you listen.
She told Ada to chill it the eff out, and you know what?
Ada keeps one solid voice throughout, and on the up and up, the performance lands pretty squarely.
VERDICT: Sashay away.
And then the conversation is over.
Michelle tackles Remember Me, and she does a perfectly fine job.
Its hard to imagine Gabby not making the Top 5, let alone the finale.
Gabby is prime when shes doing country.
Michael is surprised by his grandma, and when he screams, I scream.
Hes wearing a mirror jacket, and its honestly just too much for my heart.
Im all-in for Michael.
Im biased, and I cant help myself.
Is Caleb the quintessential White Guy With Guitar?
You bet your ass.
This is arguably the easiest song of the night to sing, but it doesnt matter.
Hollywood does it every day.
But a natural voice like that?
Its hard to find one of those, even once upon a dream.
Dennis Lorenzo, Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Dennis hasnt seen his daughter in two years?
Oh my God??
Good for Dennis, I guess.
He seems to give special attention to each note, and it shows.
VERDICT: No votes for Simba
