about the apocalypse one more time, I will TURN THIS RECAP AROUND.)
Well get to that in a minute.
Satan just green lit your talk show for 13 episodes, Michael tells her as the bloodbath concludes.

Credit: Kurt Iswarienko/FX
(Sidenote: There is no way this is the first time Satan has facilitated a TV deal.
Looking at you,Property Brothers.)
(Not gonna lie, this is a fairly disappointing explanation for how the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with a bowl cut.)
Is that where were going with this?!)
dead, their corpses artfully arranged in a pentagram.
Probably because things are moving right along, at last, toward the apocalypse.
(And also the apocalypse, probably.