about the apocalypse one more time, I will TURN THIS RECAP AROUND.)

Well get to that in a minute.

Satan just green lit your talk show for 13 episodes, Michael tells her as the bloodbath concludes.

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Credit: Kurt Iswarienko/FX

(Sidenote: There is no way this is the first time Satan has facilitated a TV deal.

Looking at you,Property Brothers.)

(Not gonna lie, this is a fairly disappointing explanation for how the world ends.

Not with a bang, but with a bowl cut.)

Is that where were going with this?!)

dead, their corpses artfully arranged in a pentagram.

Probably because things are moving right along, at last, toward the apocalypse.

(And also the apocalypse, probably.