His last words: You bitch!)
Something wicked this way comes.
Then were back, and back in time: Forty minutes before the bomb, in a California suburb.
Credit: FX
High school senior Timothy gets some good news (hes been accepted at UCLA!
), followed by some bad news (whoops, its the end of the world!
), followed by a surprise invasion by armored members of a mysterious group called The Cooperative.
Timothy possesses rare genetic gifts that make him a desirable survivor but only him.
Fortunately, we dont dwell on it.
(The end of the world is such abummer, right?)
Lots and lots of purple.
Dear lord, they look fabulous.
Kickstarter, here I come!)
And what do you do with dirty boys?
Gallant passes the next Geiger test.
We didnt know you very well, but you looked lovely in purple.
they just staged for funzies.
The Cooperative has no idea what theyre up to.
Im not embarrassed to say it gives me a tingle!
Oh, and they also turn poor Stu into, um, stew.
After the Stu-stew incident, theres a brief moment of elation where the group imagines theyll be rescued.
Somethings gotta give which is when an alarm blares a warning again.
The name on the card?Michael Langdon.
But thats for later; right now, we have more pressing concerns.
If this is Michael Langdon, all grown up, then wheres Constance?
Damn it,American Horror Story!
Where is our queen?
