Because a return to the house that started it all is exactly what you’re getting onAHSthis week IMMEDIATELY.
Madison isn’t pleased by the charade, but Chablis has it so much worse, clearly.
“I had to put khakis on!
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So it’s been a hard day for all of us!”
Give these two their own spin-off, yo.)
Unpacking potions and knives and such, they cast a spell to reveal the ghosts.
They chant, the blood bubbles, and out come the ghosts!
Troubled teenagers and their masturbating therapists!
(Plus ca change, eh folks?)
Madison tries to demand answers about Michael Langdon, but the ghosts are not intimidated.
“What are you gonna do, make us MORE dead?”
And when Madison demands to know the identity of the new arrival,there she is.
Blonde bouffant, cigarette in hand, throaty voice on point.
“I’m Constance Langdon,” says Constance Langdon, “and this is my fing house.”
The show wisely cuts to commercial here lest the screams of YASSS KWEEN disturb the dead.
“I was born to be a mother, why not die to be one too?”
but alas, it didn’t take.
Weirder still: after he murdered the women, he burned their ghosts down to nothing.
Only one Murder House resident knows the answer: hellooooo,Vivien Harmon.
“Father,” he said.
In her words: “Ben is not his father, nor is Tate.
The source of darkness is his true father, and he is here to destroy the world.”
They, at least, will still be living happily ever after, after the world ends.
