DON’T BE A HANDMAID.
Should youreallygo as the Mooch to happy hour?
Is it worth all the effort to procure a Pennywise the clown costume?
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Is there any situation whatsoever when a Handmaid outfit is appropriate?
Handmaids
You know what’s not funny?The Handmaid’s Tale.
You know what will never be funny?The Handmaid’s Tale.
A different take:Ann Dowd!
Find your best earth tones and practice saying “Hoo-loo.”
A different take:Steve Bannon, if it’s possible for you to get past the bouncer.
Evan Hansen
An actually good costume!
A different take:Dear Evan… Rachel Wood?
Big Little Lies
The cool couple costume: Audrey Hepburn and Elvis Presley.
But the belle of any pumpkin ball is this year’s underdog icon: Laura Dern’s Renata Klein.
In fact, be it Renata’sMy Fair Ladyglamour or her legendary “I said thank youuuu!”
aesthetic, or even her upcomingStar Warschic, you’re able to’t go wrong with Dern.
Unless you go as Bruce.
But, as always, you’ll get your Daeneryses and Cerseis and wasn’t-that-two-seasons-ago-already Shame Nuns.
Wonder Woman
Here’s something to get unironically excited about: Wonder Woman!
Porgs
Awwwww!
A different take:No, do the Porgs!!
No, no it’s not.
A different take:Allison Williams' Waldo sweater inGet Out.
A different take:Kris Jenner.
A different take:One of her cats.
Pennywise
Fine.
I don’t care anymore.
Obviously nobody is going to listen to meon the subject of clowns, so whatever.
Be the yellow raincoat amputee kid.
I can’t stop you.
Good luck hooking up with literally anyone.
A different take:Anything else.
