I know I am!
The fraud therapist is spouting cliched advice along the lines of What you let happen, will happen.
(NUMBER ONE FOR YOUR CLICHE COUNT, FRIENDS!)

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And then, so she really has to do it, he dares her to make the call.
Eventually she gets through and makes up a problem about not liking her boyfriends dog.
Maggies response is to tell him she doesnt want to talk about it anymore and dare him back.
And so an episode-long game of dares begins!
Maggies dare for Gary?
I bet Eddie goes with her instead.
He hesitates, prompting the doc to send Gina out of the room so he can answer truthfully.
So the guys gather in Romes room to try and make him drink it down.
Gary goes with tough-love approach (so Gary!)
and also suggests that maybe he just has a kidney stone.
Poor Rome lies there writhing in pain while Gary talks about noodles to try and distract him.
Im sure Eddie contributes somehow but its not really noticeable.
Delilah has to leave for her ultrasound and, of course, Eddie offers to drive her.
So at least she has that to hold onto.
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At Katherines office, some very handsome co-worker Hunter (hot name!)
stops by to tell her shes unbelievable (I wish my coworkers would do that!)
and that when she wins their next case, shell be made partner.
Ah, will you look at that!
(NUMBER TWO FOR YOUR CLICHE COUNT!)
Thats pretty much Maggies philosophy, right?
Get it, Gary!
He gets up to do it and dares her to sing backup with him.
So they do and, Ill say it, theyre better singers than Eddie.
Gary even throws in some dance moves.
Aw, Gaggie, youre killing me!
(Sorry, poor choice of words.)
In response, she dares him to show the world that he isnt afraid of anything.
Its not a very specific dare.
Lets see what he comes up with.
What a pleasing twist!
Eddie is overcome by it all and leaves the room.
When they catch up outside, Delilah apologizes for making him pretend hes not the father.
Whatever we did, whatever happened, we also created a life, he tells her.
One of them is Casey, an up-and-coming singer who wants to buy Eddies song.
Though he was initially reluctant, Eddie agrees to sell it to him.
Caseys pleased but wants to screw with it.
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Now for some happy news!
Anyway, Little Dannys feeling good about it so goes for a cliche.
Dad would say, you have to play life on your terms,' he tells Gary.
(NUMBER THREE, FOLKS.)
Maggie arrives and Gary shows her that hes graffitied a wall with the words Maggie was here.
Maggie likes it; it perfectly sums up her attitude to be here until she isnt anymore.
In fact shes so pleased with Gary that she tells him to dare her to do absolutely anything.
We all know where this is going.
Gary dares her to get chemo.
Maggie is upset with him and tells him thats not fair.
He tells her shes scared.
She responds that of course shes scared and she thought he of all people would understand this.
Um, the kids go on their date and have a great time.
Yay, young love!
Back on the Gina/Rome front, shes mad that everyone else knew about Romes depression but her.
She tells him she needs to figure out who they are because she doesnt know anymore.
He comes home and D asks for details about his date.
He nearly tells her his crush is a boy but stops last minute.
She nearly tells him shes pregnant but stops last minute.
Gotta keep some secrets for another week, I guess!
She doesnt, but Hunter and Katherine do walk in.
Small town that Boston!
Meanwhile, Maggie finds more bruises on her back.
How many episodes are in this season?
Can we get an episode where she changes her mind about treatment STAT like?!
I feel like Im going to be saying this a lot, but maybe next week?