‘Is the age of consent a thing in the afterlife?’

But the Maitlands had to have choreographed that whole dance right?

And this is a couple that ran a hardware storethat is some serious underutilized potential.

They had super short notice, and we get a visually interesting, totally cohesive piece of dance.

I mean, did they already know how tomeringueor whatever?

What’s with the ghost economy?

But that sort of raises a bunch of questions about that tiny personal Beetlejuice brothel.

Who are those women?

That’s their afterlife?

Existing in a tiny brothel just waiting to be called upon to like a green-haired sex offender?

That’s their punishment?

And if dead people need jobs, what the hell is Beetlejuice doing?

He gets to work as a freelance bio-exorcist?

That… seems better?

And yet we know there are some rules for this marriage to happen.

Also, she is a child.

How is everyone okay with that?

How does his “marriage” loophole apply to statutory forced marriage?

Those are just three of our lingering questions.

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