In just seven short weeks,Colton Underwoods journeyasThe Bachelors main man will begin, rose lovers!
ABCs promotional drumbeat leading up to the Jan. 7 premiere began last week with theseason 23(!)
There isa lotto parse here, so lets take it step-by-step.
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Herewith, rose lovers, the five most important takeaways from this 90-second glimpse at Coltons season.
I plan on rubbing oil all over his body!
cries one lady, while another fans herself and declares, Ay papi, youre getting me hot!
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(Trust me, I did the math.)
Colton is a ninja!
If it turns out he can fly, too, this season may be pretty interesting after all.
Are you pleasantly surprised?
Post your thoughts below, and have a great Thanksgiving.
The Bachelor premieres Monday, Jan. 7, at 8 p.m. on ABC.
