What is that phrase you use?

(All the other costumes are pretty, too.)

Also: “I will simply deny you the crown and live… Because this is an empowering, historically grounded Cinderella movie, in case you weren’t aware.

EVER AFTER, Drew Barrymore, Dougray Scott, 1998, TM and Copyright (c)20th Century Fox Film Corp. All

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As if that wasn’t bad enough, Danielle has been sold to the creepy guy with the mustache!

Conveniently, she’s an accomplished swordfighter.

Anjelica Huston’s eyebrows

It was 1998, okay?

But Huston can do with one skinny little ’90s eyebrow what most actresses couldn’t with Cara Delevingne’s.

It may be pretty superficial, but it helps historicize the tale.