Nothing makes sense about the governing system of Belgravia!
But a lot of things in Belgravia dont seem to make sense, and we have questions.
Questions like:
How successful is Stacys business?
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Stacy smiles, but implores the woman to spread the word.
The mayor of Chicago!
What kind of under-the-radar business is getting jobs from the mayor of Chicago!?
She has an international reputation already!
So what gives with this best kept secret nonsense?
If she already has orders from the MAYOR, youd think she has tons of other orders to fill.
How is she able to just pick up and leave?
This is a small business thatshe owns,not an hourly corporate job.
Why is Stacy wearing a hat that says Chicago?
I am from Chicago.
No one who lives there would wear that hat clearly purchased at OHare airport.
Why arent Stacy and Lady Margaret more freaked out that they met someone who looks exactly like them?
Have you seen the movieThree Identical Strangers?
Stacy and Margaret dont even look like twins they lookidentical.How are neither one of them freaking out?
Theyre totally content with a half-baked explanation about a long-lost cousin?
Thats not how genetics work.
I mean, they even havethe same tattoo.
They are either identical twins separated at birth, or they are part of a government cloning experiment.
Either way, they should investigate further.
Have Prince Edward and Margaret not even… kissed yet?
Not even a kiss on the lips for the woman youre going to marry in a week?
Even onThe Bachelor, they get a night in the fantasy suite to find out if theyre…. compatible.
Youre telling me in the year 2018, a handsome prince is still a virgin?
WhycantMargaret experience life as a normal girl?
But… why cant she?
We dont get the Oh my god, its Isabella, take a wheel of cheese!
moment fromThe Lizzie McGuire Movie.
Stacy is more recognizable than Lady Margaret!
By this films logic, all it takes is jeans and a T-shirt.
Why do they spend longer on their houses that their accents?
How will the appearance of her house possibly come up?
And they spendzerotime practicing their accents which is demonstrably much harder, and much more important.
Why is Stacy so defensive about her interest in international trade?
I mean,isStacy particularly interested international trade?
Its not a character defect not to know or care about that stuff.
you might be a girl-power feminist and still not know everything!
But also, doesnt this country have a parliament and prime minister?
And if these are decisions the monarch makes, I mean… theres a king right there.
Why is this the princes responsibility at all?
How is the royal family so bad at charity?
And reading books to children is such a special, generous move?
In 2018, the monarchy basicallyonlyexists for charirty photo ops.
How has this royal family never done any?
How is Stacy playing Twister in a skirt and heels?
Imagine the scandal of a royal behaving like that!
How are there not more wedding preparations a week before a royal wedding?
Why isnt Stacy wearing a hat at her first breakfast as Margaret?
And rules are the most important thing to Stacy thats her defining character trait.
Drinking tea, wear a hat.
Is the Christmas baking competition televised?
Why are they making berry puree for inside the cake when the cake is entirely finished?
But forwhat?The cake is already completed and fully frosted!
Its on their bench!
Also, who would use a mixer to make a berry puree?
To make jam, you cook the berries in a saucepan.
She needs a mixer for that but not, say, the frosting she already made?
Wait, why is Margaret marrying Prince Edward?
She doesnt need to marry a prince to forge an alliance between their nations.
This isnt how things work.
The king and queen dont care.
This wasnt some important arranged marriage and he doesnthaveto marry someone from a royal family.
And neither does Lady Margaret because she is super happy dating Kevin.
So why were they getting married in the first place?
Who is the magic old man who keeps appearing?
WHO IS THIS OLD MAN!
WHAT SORT OF CHRISTMAS WISH DID HE GRANT?
IS HE AN ANGEL?
HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING MAGICAL!
HE JUST SAYS RANDOM BITS OF EXPOSITION!
How wouldIbe in Chicago?
he asks with condescension.
Um, on a plane, you weirdo.
Stacy was in Chicago, and now shes here.
Thats how international travel works.
I hate you, you deux ex machina old man piece of garbage.
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